The Box Jellyfish

It's true. They say so. I totally read about it just now. Jellyfish that is so toxic it kills you with poison. See?  POISON IN THE WATER!  No thank you sir! (go read about it HERE)

Beware the Wheelers

These are the scariest things in the whole world. Remember?  Do you remember these?  This movie gets a big F from me because scary dudes with hands that are wheels?  C'mon, that's so scary it should have a big fat skull and crossbones on it because being that scary is poisonous to the earth.

Poisonous Darts on Raiders of the Lost Ark

You know that part where they're in the weird cave thing and there are spiders and crap everywhere and they're trying as hard as they can to not die, and then poisonous darts shoot out and hit that weird native guy and he dies and it's bloody?  That scared me so bad when I was a kid.

Also, so did the darts the native people were shooting at Indiana while he ran to his plane while his buddy was sitting slash floating in it on that lake thing.

Poisonous darts. They're also poison.

Male Hobo Spiders

Oh. My. Hell. For real right? I'm so scared of these things and Tiffany just told me she saw on the news some guy had to have his house TENTED people because it had been overrun by effing Hobo Spiders. Oh hecks no.

Toxic Sludge

Toxic Sludge. Gross and poisonous. Sick.

Frogs

Blue frog, seems cute right? POYYYZINNNNN...

The Inversion

The inversion, the dirtiest air ever. And I left Southern California for "Utah's Fresh Air". Thanks for lying to us, Utah.

Heroin

Rachel wants you all to know that Heroin is poison.

Fistfuls of Medicines

Taking lots of medicines by the fist full.. They may seem colorful and delicious but I implore you, taking handfuls like the dude in the picture is not, I repeat, NOT a great idea. Poyoyoyoyoy-zunnnn...

poison

Poison is poison. Deadly deadly poison that will make you sick.

arsenic

arsenic IS poison. In the V.C. Andrews books someone poisoned someone with arsenic I think. Totally freaked me out.

tetrodotoxin

the chemical found in the puffer fish. Pooooi-sunnnnn!

anti-freeze

although rumored to be delicious, it is also poison.

rattle snake venom

especially when it's right to the face

crack cocaine

crack cocaine. crack cocaine is also totally poison. just ask Whitney Houston.

bleach

bleach. bleach is totally poison.

Soon...

You will be able to identify things that are poison.

buy stickers to put on poison.

buy pop.